Who Sends Dick Pics? (Lunatics, Apparently)
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"As an Old Person (and possibly a prude, although I hope not), I’m baffled by the dick pic. As a behavior, first of all—What is it intended to accomplish? Is it meant as an act of sexual hostility? A sincere come-on? Do straight men genuinely believe women are turned on by crappy smartphone snapshots of dicks and balls? My God, are they right?—but also as a phenomenon. Is this actually a normal thing for the youths to do? A standard 21st-century mating ritual? Here is visual proof that I have access to a functioning dick and balls. Behold this dick and balls! Would you not like to interact with it? I really don’t get it! It is the strangest thing."